We're open 24 hours, 7 days a week*, serving up Riverdale's finest burgers and shakes. Just don't ask us what's in the syrup.

All our burgers are cooked to order. They come with Jason's blood as standard, we have no intention to stock Daddy's blood. Our produce is locally sourced from The Farm™.

*In the event of an armed robbery or alien abductions, we may need to temporarily close. Sorry about that.


All burgers come with coleslaw, pickle, and French fries. Substitute Sweet Potato, Waffle, or Curly fries.



Milkshake Flavors

Additional toppings $1.00 EA: